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Dick Picking

from Naked Truth by Tijuana Horror Club

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I saw a nice pic of a chick on my phone,
she was not bad at all, so here’s what I wrote:

Sweetheart, with that make-up you look like a star
and those shoes that you wear are not bad at all
and that dress makes you look fuckin' hot,
wonder why no one calls you sweetheart,
I'd like to meet you for real in a bar,
buy you a drink, then hit you with my best trick
I'll send you a nice pic of my dick!
And you'll like it!

Girl, oh dear, you know what is all about:
I clicked fuckin "like" on all of your posts,
must be worth at least a blow-job!

Sweetheart, your eyes are like those of a cat,
we could skip the bar-thing and just stay at home,
at you're place 'cause I live with my mom.
Is it ok if I call you sweetheart?
We’ll get married and we'll have a child
if I'm rushin' say stop and I will quit
after sending you a pic of my dick!
Will you like it?

Girl, oh dear, you know what is all about:
I clicked fuckin "like" on all of your posts,
must be worth at least a blow-job!

Sweetheart, I just saw your pic on my phone.
You are not bad at all, so here’s what I wrote:

Girl, oh dear, you know what is all about:
I clicked fuckin "like" on all of your posts,
must be worth at least a blow-job!
Or at least a foot-job!

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from Naked Truth, released February 29, 2020
Lyrics by Joey Gaibina
Music by Alberto Ferrari

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