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Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Tales Of A Sinnerman, Life (Terms And Conditions) - [single], Karma Doesn't Exist - [single], Cringe (The Apocalypse Stomp) - [single], Naked Truth, The Big Swindle, and Swing Is Dead - [demo].
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No matter what you believe, You'll pay a high price But satisfaction guarantee! You won't regret it, just sign here! There are a few side notes, not a big deal, don't bother read! There's a nine out of ten chances that it won't go well, you'll struggle through a life you didn't choose and then the weight of the whole world is what you gonna feel, you gonna feel alone and wonder why you're here! You gonna feel the burden of the whole damn world but nobody will see it cause now you're on your own, but you got lucky man: you're a white male who likes pussy, you've avoided a lot of problems! They say love is just like booze: it will hurt but feel so good! It's just a dice roll, you got no control so get your shit done, today's your birthday, come on: there's a nine out of ten chances that it won't go well, you'll struggle through a life you didn't choose and then the weight of the whole world is what you gonna feel, you gonna feel alone and wonder why you're here! You gonna feel the burden of the whole damn world but nobody will see it cause now you're on your own, but you got lucky man: you're a white male who likes pussy, Now check your wallet, mate, and hope you'll find some pennies!
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Black Boots
02:22
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High-heeled black boots, red lips and tattoos, tight jeans, hot look, a blue wig: you look good! Things can only go this way, I tell you what to do: Dance in a way that will start the rain! Dance in the way like the good ol' days! Things go up and down, well I have to say: life goes round in circles... Here it comes again! Sharp nails, big eyes, I say: no lies! If you look for some fun I do some good stuff! So things can only go this way, I tell you what to do: Dance in a way that will start the rain! Dance in the way like the good ol' days! Things go up and down, well I have to say: life goes round in circles... Here it comes again!
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Mandatory Love Song
03:24
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I tried and I tried to be a better man, I found myself being wrong again. I lied and I lied just to be your man, I tried to love you better than myself. And I keep on tryin' to be a better man, I found myself being wrong again. I faked some skills and I hid some sins, I tried the best I could to get you here... And I got you! Now I better keep you mine! I got you! Well, I better hold you tight!
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All Fake
03:51
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I'll start this out with something quick, to test the waters, let me in, see if I sink. It's a cloudy night up here and I'm doin' shit, but I got no way out, I can't chicken out, everything falls down like leaves on the ground... Need to find out someone to be 'cause I don't wanna be that guy, the one who plays "Creep"! I mean, I'm not doin' fine but this is not about me and I got no way out, I can't chicken out, everything falls down like leaves on the ground... 'cause it's all fake, a fuckin' charade! Her beauty, my tears, it's all fake! You know, after all, only fears are here to remain... I look around, you're too many in here, I was thinkin' about one but she's not even here... The sooner I start this out, the sooner I leave 'cause I got no way out, I can't chicken out, everything falls down like leaves on the ground... 'cause it's all fake, a fuckin' charade! Her beauty, my tears, it's all fake! You know, after all, only fears are here to remain...
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All Work And No Play
02:23
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Somebody says at my age I should settle down but I feel right in my place when the music is loud. My old friends, they're all married, got children at home, I've got bags full of troubles I'm tellin' you all: I feel it in my bones that I'mma lose control! Life goes the way it goes, so tell me how you do it so I can do it myself! They won't stay out too late: "Dog's home alone and I drank yesterday so I better go". They got stuck in a play with no curtain calls, 'round the stage everyone has got his own show, here I go: I feel it in my bones that I'mma lose control! Life goes the way it goes, so tell me how you do it so I can do it myself! I heard a bird sing a song, found words on a wall, they were just 15 sec so, alright, here I go: "All work and no play make me so bored, the world is on fire, relax, slow it down, that's all!" I feel it in my bones that I'mma lose control! Life goes the way it goes, so tell me how you do it so I can do what I have to do for myself!
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Hey hey, I found the devil on my way! Some saw the light, god set 'em free, some saw the darkness diggin' deep and I was way down that road, I fell on my knees, then Jesus got me drinkin' to keep me on his leash! My boy, I can't be saved: he made me a sinnerman! Hey hey, I found the devil on my way! He told me: "Man, ain't the first time you try! Well, you got the blues but I've got mine and I got work to do, you gotta help me out! Peepin Lord is lookin but I make the world go round!" I'm lucky to say: hey hey, I found the devil on my way!
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On The Reef
02:38
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You know how those things go, I found myself in a boat flyin' the flag of the pirates, you know, that kind of stuff. There's a big ship comin' after us: they gonna walk the plank! We're probably outnumbered but gonna fight till death! Oh well, the sea will be the grave of us all! A hell of a ride but you've arrived right at the end of the road! On the sea we play a game of guards and thieves, sometimes the suckers catch us, this time is going like this... So I'm gonna fire gun and swing around my sword, oh boy I'll never tell 'em where I hid the gold! Oh well, the sea will be the grave of us all! A hell of a ride but you've arrived right at the end of the road! Maybe a reef is gonna save our souls! A hell of a ride but you've arrived right at the end of the world!
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Stop talkin! Just do it! Just lose yourself (get up and boogie)! I got thirteen women where I belong, just came for a drink and hear a song, I'm not in the mood to talk to some girl, I mean, you know, I had some weed, I better stop talkin! Just do it! Just lose yourself (get up and boogie)! Had a few drinks and now she's gone, I'm gonna end my days alone! I feel out of place wherever I go, I mean, you know, maybe too much weed, I better stop talkin! Just do it! Just lose yourself (get up and boogie)!
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The Rebound Blues
02:22
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My baby, I've got nothing to lose, so I'll try to lose myself in you! I tried my way, got lost in booze, so now I think I'll try with you! I got this feeling that someone calls "the blues", what can I do? Oh yeah, the rebound blues! My baby, I'm the one who always loses, so I try to lose myself in you! So many days I've been lost in booze, now I think I'll try with you! I got this feeling that someone calls "the blues", what can I do? Oh yeah, the rebound blues! My baby, I drank too much to $h..sh, I gooto u#0..b@bee..do, here I go again: I'm lost in booze! Where have you been? I'm goin' there too! I got this feeling that someone calls "the blues", what can I do? Oh yeah, the rebound blues! Oh yeah, rebound love blues!
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Silver And Gold
03:05
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When you're around me, baby, I can't control myself! I'm just a wayfaring stranger traveling through this hell we call earth and I'm looking for danger, I took my troubles along with me down the road! When you're around me, baby, I can't control myself! You, such a beautiful dancer, sliding on silver and gold... I do believe I'm in danger: I'm fallin' in love with you! Now that my time is over I cannot wait till tomorrow is over to see you again!
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